Dancing With No Pants On
m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

stupidst0ned:

snowycub:

I’m having a horrible day, and when I saw this little puppy, I smiled
So here, have a little Bernese mountain dog puppy dog that is playing in the snow on your dash

HOW CAN THERE BE SADNESS IN THE WORLD WITH PUPPIES LIKE THIS.

stupidst0ned:

snowycub:

I’m having a horrible day, and when I saw this little puppy, I smiled

So here, have a little Bernese mountain dog puppy dog that is playing in the snow on your dash

HOW CAN THERE BE SADNESS IN THE WORLD WITH PUPPIES LIKE THIS.

HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

burritorama:

sizvideos:

Video

Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?

mustachossom:

stares into the camera like on the office

mustachossom:

stares into the camera like on the office

gastrogirl:

tim tam brownie.

gilbertbielschmidt:

An Australian Favourite: Arnott's Tim Tams (x)
Gifs: gilberbielschmidt